these are the eyes of disarray
rooting out the undesireable
Published on April 3, 2008 By little-whip In Current Events

This originally started as a comment on another thread, but I thought the observation deserved an article of its own, so here we go.

The latest and greatest 'FOX NEWS ALERT' flashing across the screen every 3 minutes (for the last couple of days) complete with alarmingly bright graphics, suspense-building musical scores, and breathless announcements concerns a high schooler who got a 'zero' on his art assignment because he included a cross and a bible verse on it.

In my opinion it's a mountain being made out of a molehill, yawn.  The kid's got legal representation, he'll win, and he'll walk away with a nice sum of money for his troubles.  In the first place, one cannot make a legally enforceable contract with a minor, so no matter what the teacher had him sign at the beginning of the year, that defense is not going to fly.  In addition, you can only waive your Constitutional rights under certain circumstances, this isn't one of them.  The teacher hasn't the legal authority to accept that waiver and no minor has the right to make it.

Yet some people act as if through the actions of this one overzealous and ill informed teacher, the entire apparatus of the United States Government (aka Big Brother) has declared war on Christians and the pogroms will begin as soon as the public beatings are over.

Uhmm, ya'all can relax, please.  Our nation is still overwhelmingly populated by Christians of one flavor or another and almost every seat of power is occupied by the same.  While this kid may have been done wrong by his teacher, our balance of powers is still in place and any injustice done to him will be rectified and compensated in a court of law.  We still have the right to petition our government for redress, and that's exactly what's happening here.

No system of government can prevent wrongs from being done or injustices from being perpetrated.  People are shitheads.  They are often ill informed and act on erroneous beliefs, as this teacher has obviously done.  But a decent government will provide a resource for redress, compensation, and punitive measures against these perpetrators of ignorance.  Ours has.  Things are working exactly as they should, at least in this case.

I find the reaction of the Christian Right very interesting though.  They weep and wail and gnash their teeth, declare the end times upon us (and openly hope that they are) and bemoan being singled out for such treatment.  After all, the teacher accepted 'DEMONIC' drawings and pictures of Buddah, so it's only the poor Christians who are being rooted out.

Here is what I said to one such Chicken-Little-Christian:

Ahh, after how many centuries of 'rooting out' non-believers for torture and death do you now find the tables turned, Christian?  You don't care for it much now that it's you being rooted out, although I dare mention a failing grade on an art project is not as harsh as punishment as say...being burned at the stake.

Indeed.  If Christians are being expelled from public life, oh well.  Be glad you aren't being slaughtered wholescale, as you've (as in the collective 'you'-- before any 'one' of you protests) not only historically done the same to non believers, but still currently oppress and intimidate your fellow citizens by your sheer number and the political power you wield in this nation. 

There's some version of a Christian church on damn near every corner of every decent-sized town or city in this country, and Christian symbolism is almost everywhere you look, from the bills and coins we use as legal tender to those retarded looking jesus fish on people's cars. (Which is really a symbol of the 'age of pisces' but no Christian wants to hear about all that 'demonic' stuff.)

The 'Christmas' season begins immediately after the 4th of July and lasts through January, at which time preparations for 'Easter' begin.  Many businesses are closed on Sunday, (and certainly ALL government services are, how's that for separation of church and state, hmm?) and in many States you still can't purchase a bottle of beer or a martini on Sundays.

Even the potential next President of the United States claims as a 'mentor' a Christian Reverend whose nonsense includes accusing the government of deliberately creating and injecting African Americans with the AIDS virus in some super-secret effort at genocide and stirring up racial hatred by declaring that the KKK runs the entire nation.  Says Obama, in a campaign appearance earlier this month, "I don't think my church is actually particularly controversial."

And you know what?  He's right.  Other Christian churches advocate witholding medical care from children, even to the point of death.  Some handle snakes to prove their faith in God.  Others still frequent the funerals of American Soldiers to remind all and sundry that 'God Hates Fags.'  And then there are the ubiquitous 'Televangelists' who ride around in diamond-studded limousines with fluffy poodles on their laps while informing you to send in your donations NOW, even if you can't make the rent this month because of it.  Jesus will bless you if you do.

Uh-huh.

Get over yourselves, you Chicken-Little-Christians.  If the sky is falling, then let it fall.  Turn your face up to it and let it bash your skull right in.  The end times are near, and that's good news for you all, for you will finally get to lounge around with Jesus while watching all us heathens suffer eternal torments.  And isn't that all you want in the first place?

I only wish it was.


Comments (Page 1)
on Apr 03, 2008

I now find it expendient to give my own stuff a forum bump just for ease of tracking.  Pardon the shameless self-promotion as well, please.

on Apr 03, 2008

Hah.  Bumpity-bump bump.  That's why you put a comic, video, or song lyrics, like Joe or I do.  It looks less like a shameless forum bump and more like an epilogue to the article.

As to the content of the article, I mostly agree with you.  I tire of people saying that Christians are persecuted against.  If they are, so what?  My church has been persecuted against way worse than, let's say, the Baptist church ever has been.  (I mean, heck, they kicked our butts across state after state until we ended up in Mexico.  How's that for persecution?)  But do I gritch and moan about it, or the perceived persecution members of my church may still face?

Nah.  Ain't gonna change anything.  Might as well grin and bear it.

on Apr 03, 2008
I tire of people saying that Christians are persecuted against


We all have our cross to bear, (pun intended.) Still, Christians of all stripes have it pretty good in this country, they just like to dwell on the negative because the endurance of 'persecution' (and some have a very liberal view of what qualifies as persecution, too) is seen as a sign of piety.

But just like a white person cannot begin to imagine what it's like to be the only black in the office or the only asian in the neighborhood, no Christian can understand what it's like to be a non-Christian living in America. They disciminate against others far more than they are discriminated against themselves.
on Apr 03, 2008
But just like a white person cannot begin to imagine what it's like to be the only black in the office or the only asian in the neighborhood,


I do know what it's like to be the only Anglo-Saxon native-English-speaking person in the class/building/restaurant/store/etc. (Well, besides Pervy McPervington, my roommate.) Not the same at all as other, more prevalent racial discrimination rampant in this world, but I can feel it just a bit.

Empathy is an interesting thing.
on Apr 03, 2008

Dat's a good article.

~Zoo

on Apr 03, 2008
no Christian can understand what it's like to be a non-Christian living in America. They disciminate against others far more than they are discriminated against themselves.


Amen to that!
on Apr 03, 2008
Hurray for white Christian males! We know nothing of oppression, except how to dish it out. Take your equal rights elsewhere, we won't have it here!
on Apr 03, 2008
Take your equal rights elsewhere, we won't have it here


Don't be silly. American Christians have far more than 'equal rights,' they have majority rights.
on Apr 03, 2008
I'm still waiting for one of them to actually complain about the rule itself on that article. Seems like one of those situations where the story wouldn't have been a big deal to them had it been about blood, violence or sex. They would have probably been cheering the same teacher if it was.
on Apr 03, 2008
I find the reaction of the Christian Right very interesting though. They weep and wail and gnash their teeth, declare the end times upon us (and openly hope that they are) and bemoan being singled out for such treatment. After all, the teacher accepted 'DEMONIC' drawings and pictures of Buddah, so it's only the poor Christians who are being rooted out.


I would like a direct and sincere answer as to how anyone of the Christian faith can feel persecuted in a country where the majority is Christian (including the President) and, as you said, wield the most power in this country.
on Apr 03, 2008

I would like a direct and sincere answer as to how anyone of the Christian faith can feel persecuted in a country where the majority is Christian (including the President) and, as you said, wield the most power in this country.

As I said, many of them have very liberal definitions as to what constitutes 'persecution.'   I've even seen some call unpleasant encounters of the forum kind as 'persecution.'

on Apr 03, 2008
If this is persecution I'll take seconds please!

Granted there are many public places Christian practices have been taken out but this is by NO means persecution.

on Apr 03, 2008
Just wanted to say thanks for writing this. We need more thought-through opinion on this site.
on Apr 03, 2008
As I said, many of them have very liberal definitions as to what constitutes 'persecution.' I've even seen some call unpleasant encounters of the forum kind as 'persecution.'


I know what you mean.
on Apr 03, 2008
I would like a direct and sincere answer as to how anyone of the Christian faith can feel persecuted in a country where the majority is Christian (including the President) and, as you said, wield the most power in this country.


I'm Christian...ish. I honestly don't know what's up with the persecution complex, though. I guess it's just cool to play the victim nowadays.

~Zoo