<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>little whip's lair Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>these are the eyes of disarray</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-27T02:14:45</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/319029</comments><description><![CDATA[[URL=http://s354.photobucket.com/albums/r433/little-whip/?action=view&amp;current=d188705c.pbw][/URL]]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/319029</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/319029</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Yes, LW Really Did Shave Her Head</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318823</comments><description><![CDATA[Oh man, I can't believe that the extravagantly wasteful princes, potentates, and pigs that run this country are once again discussing the possibility of a national 55 mph&nbsp;speed limit.<br/><br/>For those of you too young to remember the last time this opressive law was enforced, let me tell ya, on long trips (especially out west, where you can drive for hours without seeing another car) 55 mph can kill ya.&nbsp; How?&nbsp; Because it's impossible to stay awake!<br/><br/>The way the Feds get away with th...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318823</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318823</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Why We Should Ban Drive-Thru Service</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318376</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>You've all heard me talk about my ex-husband on occasion, I won't name him here because I don't want him googling himself and finding this blog.&nbsp; (If any of you are curious enough to want to read about his legal exploits with the KKK, however, do email me and I'll give you the name.&nbsp; There's pages and pages of google entries about him, including several cases he (and the ACLU) took all the way to the Supreme Court.<br/><br/>I make it a point to know where he is at all times, as thi...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318376</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/318376</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Oh How the Mighty are Fallen</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317889</comments><description><![CDATA[This started out as a reply on another thread, but I thought it was worth posting as an article on its own.&nbsp; We've heard of B.Hussein Obama comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln on several occasions now. We all know that the last couple of generations of schoolchildren have not been given the straight dope on the civil war, why it was fought, and what Lincoln's objectives were.&nbsp; <br/><br/>Those of you under 40 really believe it was fought to 'free the slaves' when nothing could be further fro...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317889</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317889</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>B. Hussein Obama and Abraham Lincoln</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317461</comments><description><![CDATA[Times are getting tough all over, my dear readers, and while *some* of us are so financially successful that only an outright stock-market crash folllowed by a full blown depression would challenge&nbsp;our budget, I ain't one of 'em, and chances are, neither are you.<br/><br/>Higher gas prices = higher prices on everything else.&nbsp; LoL, what...you certainly didn't expect anyone ELSE to eat that, did you?&nbsp; Silly people, you must understand that the merchants you purchase your necessities from ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317461</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317461</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Feeling The Pinch Yet?</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317074</comments><description><![CDATA[Mea Culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!&nbsp; I recently made a truly rotten and racist remark on these forums when something someone else had said reminded me of this story.&nbsp; I left the remark without much explanation...and it's an explanation I feel I owe many of you, especially you sensitive types.<br/><br/>What was the remark?&nbsp; A slogan that my ex had on a t-shirt he used to wear.&nbsp; What was the slogan?&nbsp; "The Great White Hope--Sickle Cell Anemia."&nbsp; For those of you too lazy...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317074</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/317074</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>LW's True Stories #2- The Great White Hope</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314833</comments><description><![CDATA[For the past five years Simon has repeatedly pleaded with me to write some of my life's stories down...and send them to Quentin Tarantino, hahaha.&nbsp; I dunno about the Tarantino part, but I will share a few with JU, maybe.&nbsp; The maybe part is up to my readers.&nbsp; You know I haven't lived an exemplary life, and sharing some of these things with you is going to open me up to all sorts of judgement, kind of like my original 'I Was a Member of the Ku Klux Klan' did.&nbsp; I can handle nega...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314833</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314833</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>LW Tells a True Story</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314737</comments><description><![CDATA[Disclaimer for the Dense: This article may contain colorful language and/or mild profanity.&nbsp; Hell, who am I kidding?&nbsp; It's a rant, so all bets are off.&nbsp; Those of you with sensitive natures might want to steer clear altogether.<br/><br/>/Rant on<br/><br/>I am sick to death of the incompetence and apathy I encounter in the so-called professionals I encounter in my everyday life.&nbsp; They cause me, ME (and after all, it's all about ME anyway) much aggravation, incovenience, time and yes, even ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314737</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314737</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Why Can't People Just Do Their Jobs?</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314079</comments><description><![CDATA[Read the following and ask yourself if YOU would join this church....<br/><br/><br/><br/>Whitey&nbsp;United Church of Christ<br/><br/>About Us<br/><br/>We are a congregation which is Unashamedly&nbsp;White and Unapologetically Christian&hellip; Our roots in the&nbsp;White religious experience and tradition are deep, lasting and permanent. We are a European &nbsp;people, and remain &ldquo;true to our native land,&rdquo; the mother continent, the cradle of civilization. God has superintended our pilgrimage through the da...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314079</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/314079</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>Would You Join This Church?</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313989</comments><description><![CDATA[I am so sick of the double standards being applied to Barack Obama and his long-time association with the racist scags of Trinity United Church that it makes me vomit in my mouth a little every time I see or hear another example and I have to turn the news off in order to keep my dinner down.<br/><br/>Obama has never, not once, condemned or even disputed some of the crazed, hateful rhetoric, sermons, and comments (always accompanied by much clapping and approval from the congregation) that we've seen ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313989</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313989</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>The KKK Does 'Good Works' Too!</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313430</comments><description><![CDATA[Due to some particularly heinous side effects of the high (and repeated) doses of prednisone I've been having to take for this hand/wrist surgery, I now have&nbsp;a new 'gimpy name' around the house.&nbsp; Igor--ala Dr. Frankenstein's assistant, although I prefer Quasimoto...'The Bells, Master, the BELLS!'<br/><br/>And since I often (and always playfully, and no, no one ELSE is allowed to refer to Him as such) address my Beloved Other as 'Flipper-Boy'...we now refer to our life as the ongoing adventur...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313430</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/313430</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>The Ongoing Adventures of Igor and Flipper-Boy</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/312261</comments><description><![CDATA[It's been a while since I posted a Friday Five, and that's actually going to be the topic of this Friday Five!<br/><br/>We all put things off, put things down, put things away.&nbsp; Sometimes we put them off permanently, like the fellow who, on his death bed, wishes he'd spent more time with his family.&nbsp; Sometimes we put things down and never pick them back up, like the 50 year-old who wishes they'd gotten a college degree but no longer has the time, energy, or&nbsp;motivation to do so this late...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/312261</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/312261</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>LWs Friday Five--LATER!</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311504</comments><description><![CDATA[I have a new cast and its really hard to type.&nbsp; Deal with it. This is gonna be a short one.<br/><br/>Last weekend, I shaved Simons head for Him, as I do on&nbsp;a regular basis during the summer.<br/><br/>As I was doing it, I had a craving, a deep desire, to hand Him the clippers and let Him shave mine when I was done.<br/><br/>My luxurious red hair has always been a source of pride and vanity for me.&nbsp; Lately though, it's lost its fire, and I have to color it artificially in order to be satisfied with i...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311504</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311504</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>LW SHAVES HER HEAD!</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311336</comments><description><![CDATA[Recently another blogger admitted he took delight in trying to annoy me, and considered himself something of a 'success' in that endeavor.&nbsp; His exact, self-congratulatory words were as follows:<br/><br/>But I get a kick out of driving her nuts and watching her pull every insult she can come up with and barely put a scratch on me.<br/><br/>For the record, I don't interact with this blogger often but he seems to place far more importance on our occasional interactions than I do.&nbsp; My response to this...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311336</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311336</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>What Drives LW Nuts</title></item><item><author>little-whip</author><comments>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311102</comments><description><![CDATA[Yes, folks, it's true.&nbsp; Or it isn't.&nbsp; (And if it isn't true, then I've been libeled by the same person who is arguing about libel with Ock and Mari. http://forums.joeuser.com/310858.)<br/><br/>Lately we've had a couple of new bloggers making their presence known in JU, one seems truly new (erathoniel) and one's been around a while on the gaming forums, but must have been attracted here by the new and improved&nbsp;cross-posting system recently implemented by the JU Gods.&nbsp; (All the Gods ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311102</guid><link>http://little-whip.joeuser.com/article/311102</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:14:45 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-27T02:14:45</pubDateParsed><title>LW Is An Internet Stalker!</title></item></channel></rss>